socoamarettolimeeee submitted:
I’m not sure if you have seen this or posted it but it is perfect.
Thanks for posting this! We appreciate it.
-Hannah
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message me your raw, honest opinion of me, on anonymous, so I know you’re sincere sorry that sounds like an order, but please do, im really interested
Question: I'm still in Seattle. Currently in Shoreline, looking to move back to Bellevue. I'm pretty sure I walked past you like 400 times during con and not once realized it was you x__x
Haha that’s definitely an experience I know. I’m living at my grandma’s house in shoreline right now too! Why are you moving to bellevue? :/
Woah hey long time no see! Based on your toomblr you have your shit admirably together. That is friggin awesome. You still livin up here are are you moving for your job?
Audiobook of the Day: And now, to stop your Friday morning dead in its tracks: Fifty Shades Of Grey, as read aloud by the biggest name in voiceovers, Gilbert Gottfried. Brillz.
(Not Safe For Work, mommy pr0n AND Gilbert F*cking Gottfried.)
HOLY SHIT IS THIS EROTIC
Chapter 1 (2.2M)
Chapter 2 (2.8M)
Chapter 3 (4.1M)
Chapter 4 (6.2M)
Chapter 5 (3.9M)
Chapter 6 (6.6M)
Chapter 7 (8M)
Chapter 8 (9.1M)
Chapter 9 (8.7M)
Chapter 10 (17.1M)
Chapter 11 (21.6M)
Chapter 12 (13.5M)
Chapter 13 (12.1M)
Chapter 14 (18.4M)
Chapter 15-start and 15-1 (5.3M)
Chapter 15-2 and 15-3 (7.3M)
Chapter 15-4 and 15-5 (12.8M)
Chapter 15-6 and 15-7 (11M)
Chapter 15-8 (33.1M)
Chapter 15-final (37.2M)
Guest comics (9.3M)
Miscellaneous (3M)
Wonderful, wonderful older web comic by a beyond wonderful artist. Now in a far more readable format! Check it.
what if the friend zone was like discovery zone but instead of there being a ball pit its just a pit full of fedoras and copies of the god delusion
This is my real life headcanon.
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God I love tattooed bodacious ladies…And how visibly pumped she is about her booty. I am almost as pumped for her booty as she is.